Life Celebration Specialist – Jon von Goes

I’ve been a civil celebrant since December 2003.
I do weddings and funerals, I’m a broadcaster (3RRR), a musician and an MC and I do a few other things

There are new ways of doing funerals.

Freed up from the constraints of religious practice and tradition I can conduct ceremonies in a way that reflects the way someone has lived.
All about the person and nothing about anything else. It’s about the getting the tone and balance right.
I never set out to do funerals. They’ve crept up on me in a way. Something tells me I’m gonna be doing more of them the older I get. It sounds a bit weird to say that I like doing funerals. But I do. I didn’t say they were fun, I said I liked doing them.

Like the weddings getting rid of the fluff makes the celebration better. The life of the recently deceased becomes the total focus of the ceremony.

Let me tell you what I’ve learnt when it comes to putting her funeral together.

To bury or burn?
Up to you. I like the idea of cremating before the ceremony. After the ceremony you’ll be emotionally spent and you’ll want to be relaxing with friends. Celebrating a life, not raising your stress level disposing of a body.  They call this a direct cremation.  But you must do what you want to do, some people feel they need to have the body at the funeral. You can take a body in a coffin to places that aren’t funeral homes or churches.

How many times have you heard someone say “I don’t want a fuss made about me when I go?”    So don’t make a fuss with an expensive fancy coffin, if you want a coffin on display you can get a plain one and decorate it yourself.

The venue
Think about how they lived, find a place that would suit them. A bowling club, a yacht club, a local pub, a private home, a town hall, an art gallery. Places like these are good in that you can finish the ceremony and start the wake straight away. You won’t lose any momentum in the celebration of the life.

The ceremony
After the paperwork is done I’ll come and sit around and talk with you and your close family and/or besties about the ceremony. At your house or someone else’s. I’ll talk about how and what I would usually do. You’ll all talk about what you want. Then we’ll talk about the individual. I get to hear about their life and about the person they were. This is the bit I find the most fascinating. The extraordinary lives ordinary people live.

You’ll need some music to start and the end of the ceremony. Music that they liked, not music that other people think would be appropriate or funereal. Remember as with weddings good live music is always better than good recorded music. But bad live music is worse than good recorded music. Having said that good live music from someone they were associated with could be spine tingling.

I’ll then get up and on behalf of the family welcome everyone.
I’ll tell them what I’ve learned about the individual.
I’ll go through their life from beginning to end.
Some people won’t know all that stuff.
I don’t carry on like I was their best friend, I’m fairly factual.

I tell the story as I heard it.

This is not to say that there won’t be a few quiet laughs, when you’re telling the story of someone’s life there will be funny bits.
And you’ll get to read what I’m going to say about them before the ceremony.
I’ll get the story right and I’ll set the scene for the eulogies or if you like, the tributes.

I’ll then invite people to speak.
People from different parts of their life.
And not everyone is going to be able to speak.
The thought of getting up there and talking about a loved one can be an understandably daunting prospect.
I often read words on behalf of people.
I’ll have a copy of what that person has written and I’ll give him or her a look at that moment. Can you do it? He or she will give me a nod or a shake of the head. A nod means they’ll read it, a shake means I’ll read it. You’d be amazed at how many more nods than shakes I get.

And man, some of the eulogies I get to listen to! The raw human energy, the unintentional poetry, the humour. Life affirming stuff.

I’ve done a few ceremonies where I’ve been asked to open the floor, let anyone who wants to speak. A bit dangerous this one. It can work but I’ve done one where no one wanted to talk, and then others when some people wouldn’t shut up. If you’re going to go down this path you need to have the first and last speaker lined up.

Someone may want to read some poetry or prose to pay tribute to the individual. This happens in the eulogies part. I will read poetry if you want me to. But if she wasn’t a poetry type don’t feel the need to include any.

After the eulogies you have what they call the reflection. Where everyone gets to catch their breath. Some music will be played, live or recorded, and maybe some images of the individual will be projected.

Almost finished now, I tell everyone what’s going to happen when the ceremony is over. When that’s all been made clear I ask them all to stand and I deliver what they call in the funeral business the committal. I work with the family and besties to come up with a fitting few paragraphs to say goodbye.

Then it’s time for the wake.

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